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What we have here is a failure to communicate
A tech support worker at a desk with a computer keyboard.

What we have here is a failure to communicate

October 8, 2026
Call the Office
Call the Office

Call the Office

September 17, 2026
I Never Promised You a Rose Garden
A group of red roses in a garden.

I Never Promised You a Rose Garden

August 25, 2026
The Mother Load
An exhausted woman sprawled on a couch after shopping.

The Mother Load

August 25, 2026
Please give generously

Please give generously

July 2, 2026
You can’t flog a dead clothes horse

You can’t flog a dead clothes horse

July 2, 2026
They should call it the silver scream

They should call it the silver scream

June 4, 2026
The real nightmare on Elm Street?

The real nightmare on Elm Street?

May 21, 2026
Read between the wines

Read between the wines

April 29, 2026
For sale: one yard, slightly soiled

For sale: one yard, slightly soiled

April 15, 2026
Having a whale of a time

Having a whale of a time

April 2, 2026
What’s worse than hospital food?

What’s worse than hospital food?

March 19, 2026
Old MacDonald had a high rise

Old MacDonald had a high rise

February 25, 2026
A Nobel sentiment

A Nobel sentiment

February 11, 2026
Hearing things

Hearing things

January 23, 2026
All dogs go to heaven

All dogs go to heaven

December 15, 2025
Not fit to print

Not fit to print

November 11, 2025
With a tip of the hat to Murphy . . .

With a tip of the hat to Murphy . . .

September 12, 2025
The Art of the Presidency: How to Turn Power Into Profit (Legally… or Close Enough)

The Art of the Presidency: How to Turn Power Into Profit (Legally… or Close Enough)

May 8, 2025
A very moving experience

A very moving experience

January 9, 2025
A pain in the app

A pain in the app

September 11, 2024
It should be patently obvious

It should be patently obvious

September 4, 2024
Is your refrigerator running?

Is your refrigerator running?

July 24, 2024
Mythconceptions and spectator sports

Mythconceptions and spectator sports

June 24, 2024
An apple a day… may be your best defence.

An apple a day… may be your best defence.

June 4, 2024
Pavement Pounding 101

Pavement Pounding 101

April 29, 2024
Steeking my neck out again

Steeking my neck out again

March 25, 2024
The Cat is Out of the Bag

The Cat is Out of the Bag

March 11, 2024
Round is a shape, isn’t it?

Round is a shape, isn’t it?

January 30, 2024
As slow as molasses in . . . February

As slow as molasses in . . . February

January 17, 2024
Once a year, whether we need to or not

Once a year, whether we need to or not

December 18, 2023
The Marvels and the danger of narrow perspectives

The Marvels and the danger of narrow perspectives

December 4, 2023
5 Interesting Things #14

5 Interesting Things #14

November 20, 2023
On the road again

On the road again

October 24, 2023
I’ve hab it ub to here

I’ve hab it ub to here

September 29, 2023
I don’t follow fashion, dahling

I don’t follow fashion, dahling

September 5, 2023
Unpopular Opinion: Cars ≠ Freedom

Unpopular Opinion: Cars ≠ Freedom

August 12, 2023
Clever Canines Part II

Clever Canines Part II

July 11, 2023
Movies and mythtakes

Movies and mythtakes

May 26, 2023
More than we need to know

More than we need to know

May 8, 2023
In search of happy days

In search of happy days

April 17, 2023
Making a difference: a step by step guide

Making a difference: a step by step guide

March 13, 2023
Information overload

Information overload

March 6, 2023
Occupational hazards: thoughts on AI

Occupational hazards: thoughts on AI

February 17, 2023
Clever Canines

Clever Canines

February 6, 2023
Dolphin dollars and moose money

Dolphin dollars and moose money

January 30, 2023
Coffee and civilization: coincidence?

Coffee and civilization: coincidence?

November 28, 2022
Getting From Point A to B

Getting From Point A to B

November 7, 2022
Look what the cat brought in

Look what the cat brought in

August 29, 2022
Full Steam Ahead

Full Steam Ahead

August 4, 2022
Dispatch From The Gnome Front

Dispatch From The Gnome Front

July 8, 2022
Be Your Own Man

Be Your Own Man

March 15, 2022
Freedom Convoys?

Freedom Convoys?

March 1, 2022
The Final Frontier

The Final Frontier

January 29, 2022
Suspicions Confirmed

Suspicions Confirmed

January 7, 2022
Be A Good Sport

Be A Good Sport

November 15, 2021
A Fluke Accident

A Fluke Accident

November 1, 2021
‘Tis the season for sneezin’

‘Tis the season for sneezin’

September 20, 2021
A View From the Stands…

A View From the Stands…

July 8, 2021
Thank You For Your Concern

Thank You For Your Concern

June 29, 2021
Weed it and weep

Weed it and weep

June 15, 2021
Talking to the animals…

Talking to the animals…

May 31, 2021
Too Fast? I Wish…

Too Fast? I Wish…

April 21, 2021
Papers of (Broken) Record

Papers of (Broken) Record

March 23, 2021
Beware the Unusual Home . . .

Beware the Unusual Home . . .

February 17, 2021
Mirror, Mirror… er… in the Sky?

Mirror, Mirror… er… in the Sky?

January 28, 2021
Dinosaurs: Birds of a Feather?

Dinosaurs: Birds of a Feather?

December 1, 2020
Wool Gathering in the Modern Era

Wool Gathering in the Modern Era

November 10, 2020
Sailing the ocean brew…

Sailing the ocean brew…

September 21, 2020
I Have Something Up My Sleeve

I Have Something Up My Sleeve

June 16, 2020
The Tooth and Nothing But the Tooth

The Tooth and Nothing But the Tooth

June 16, 2020
Child’s Play

Child’s Play

June 2, 2020
Monkey See, Monkey Do

Monkey See, Monkey Do

May 19, 2020
Playing With Fire

Playing With Fire

May 5, 2020
A Broken Record

A Broken Record

April 28, 2020
A Twinkle In Your Eye

A Twinkle In Your Eye

March 17, 2020
Bank Breaking Work

Bank Breaking Work

March 3, 2020
Brain Teased

Brain Teased

February 18, 2020
Advice You Can’t Avoid

Advice You Can’t Avoid

February 11, 2020
The Naked Truth

The Naked Truth

January 7, 2020
All Green Thumbs

All Green Thumbs

December 13, 2019
Kitschmas is Coming

Kitschmas is Coming

October 29, 2019
Childhood Defined

Childhood Defined

September 23, 2019
All the Food That’s Fit to Print

All the Food That’s Fit to Print

September 11, 2019
BreakN ^up iz hard 2 do

BreakN ^up iz hard 2 do

June 26, 2019
If You Go Out In The Woods Today…

If You Go Out In The Woods Today…

May 20, 2019
Taking Off Eh?

Taking Off Eh?

May 6, 2019
And a One and a Two…

And a One and a Two…

April 19, 2019
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

March 18, 2019
Support Your Local Sheriff, er, Author

Support Your Local Sheriff, er, Author

March 4, 2019
And The Winner Is…

And The Winner Is…

February 11, 2019
A Little Bit Pregnant

A Little Bit Pregnant

February 4, 2019
Adventures in Estate Administration

Adventures in Estate Administration

January 21, 2019
The Straw That Broke The Camel’s Back

The Straw That Broke The Camel’s Back

January 8, 2019
Not Worth The Paper It’s Printed On

Not Worth The Paper It’s Printed On

December 11, 2018
To Boldly Go to a Galaxy Far, Far Away

To Boldly Go to a Galaxy Far, Far Away

November 13, 2018
If a Tree Falls in the Forest…

If a Tree Falls in the Forest…

October 31, 2018
A Well-Trained Mind

A Well-Trained Mind

October 16, 2018
I, Roomba

I, Roomba

October 9, 2018
A Labour of Love

A Labour of Love

October 4, 2018
Giving you paws for thought

Giving you paws for thought

October 2, 2018
Pulling your weight

Pulling your weight

September 30, 2018
Tough to Moove

Tough to Moove

September 25, 2018
Un-beer-able

Un-beer-able

September 18, 2018
The grass is always greener

The grass is always greener

September 11, 2018
Entrepreneurs vs Writers: Fight!

Entrepreneurs vs Writers: Fight!

September 3, 2018
Mortgaging Your Future

Mortgaging Your Future

August 28, 2018
Stupid Is As Stupid Doesn’t

Stupid Is As Stupid Doesn’t

August 21, 2018
Walk On

Walk On

August 14, 2018
Get Smart

Get Smart

August 7, 2018
Knock on Wood

Knock on Wood

August 3, 2018
This is for the Birds… and the Squirrels…

This is for the Birds… and the Squirrels…

July 31, 2018
Living off the fat of the land

Living off the fat of the land

July 17, 2018
If the shoe fits

If the shoe fits

July 10, 2018
Pas de Pudginess

Pas de Pudginess

July 3, 2018
It Could Have Been a Contenda

It Could Have Been a Contenda

May 2, 2018
Kids and dogs like me

Kids and dogs like me

March 5, 2018
Keepin’ It Real

Keepin’ It Real

March 5, 2018
Odd Man Out

Odd Man Out

February 19, 2018
If It Ain’t Broke, It Might Be Badly Designed

If It Ain’t Broke, It Might Be Badly Designed

February 5, 2018
Know What?

Know What?

January 22, 2018
Humour Writing — The Art of Being Funny

Humour Writing — The Art of Being Funny

January 8, 2018
How Sweet It Is

How Sweet It Is

November 28, 2017
I Feel the Knead

I Feel the Knead

September 12, 2017
Mirror, Mirror…

Mirror, Mirror…

August 22, 2017
The Cheque is In The Mail

The Cheque is In The Mail

August 1, 2017
Too Tired To Sleep

Too Tired To Sleep

July 18, 2017
Death of a Sales Pitch

Death of a Sales Pitch

June 30, 2017
Brain Trust

Brain Trust

June 27, 2017
Vino Verbosity

Vino Verbosity

June 13, 2017
iWag the Dog

iWag the Dog

June 5, 2017
Sing a Song of Sixpence (Or More)

Sing a Song of Sixpence (Or More)

May 2, 2017
Married (And Travelling) With Children

Married (And Travelling) With Children

April 25, 2017
Rent

Rent

April 11, 2017
Woofing Down Your Food

Woofing Down Your Food

February 21, 2017
Intelligent Design? Yes, Please

Intelligent Design? Yes, Please

February 7, 2017
A Pregnant Pause

A Pregnant Pause

January 23, 2017
A Change Is As Good As A Rest…Or Not

A Change Is As Good As A Rest…Or Not

January 9, 2017
Don’t Be So Elfish

Don’t Be So Elfish

December 13, 2016
A Snowball’s Chance in… Oz?

A Snowball’s Chance in… Oz?

November 22, 2016
The Grass is Finally Greener

The Grass is Finally Greener

October 18, 2016
Making a Scene

Making a Scene

June 6, 2016
Feel the Wind (Power) in My Hair

Feel the Wind (Power) in My Hair

March 17, 2016
Give Blood, Play Hockey

Give Blood, Play Hockey

February 15, 2016
Ho, Ho and Please, No

Ho, Ho and Please, No

December 21, 2015
All I Really Need To Know I Learned From TV

All I Really Need To Know I Learned From TV

November 23, 2015
Pill(ar) of Strength

Pill(ar) of Strength

November 9, 2015
The Parent Trap

The Parent Trap

October 19, 2015
Have You Herd?

Have You Herd?

October 5, 2015
It Grows On You

It Grows On You

September 29, 2015
Some of My Best Friends Are [Insert Group Here]

Some of My Best Friends Are [Insert Group Here]

September 15, 2015
Canadian Elections Explained. Mostly.

Canadian Elections Explained. Mostly.

August 17, 2015
Time and Again

Time and Again

August 4, 2015
Don’t Worry, Be Happy*

Don’t Worry, Be Happy*

July 6, 2015
Meat to Order

Meat to Order

June 22, 2015
Do Not Try This At Home

Do Not Try This At Home

May 26, 2015
Bathroom Break

Bathroom Break

May 12, 2015
Spring Forward, Fall Back

Spring Forward, Fall Back

April 14, 2015
It’s a Living… I Guess

It’s a Living… I Guess

March 31, 2015
Room For Improvement

Room For Improvement

March 16, 2015
Please Don’t Have A Cow

Please Don’t Have A Cow

March 2, 2015
Doing Your Homework

Doing Your Homework

February 7, 2015
The best of all possible worlds

The best of all possible worlds

January 19, 2015
Green eggs and sp…

Green eggs and sp…

January 5, 2015
All Talk And No Action

All Talk And No Action

November 7, 2014
Many Are Called, But…

Many Are Called, But…

October 26, 2014
Wake Up And Smell The Tiger

Wake Up And Smell The Tiger

September 27, 2014
You’ve Been Warned

You’ve Been Warned

September 10, 2014
(Not) In The Pink

(Not) In The Pink

September 3, 2014
You Need To Get Out More

You Need To Get Out More

August 1, 2014
That’s the way the ball bounces

That’s the way the ball bounces

July 6, 2014
Bought The Farm

Bought The Farm

May 18, 2014
This Is Your Brain On Drugs

This Is Your Brain On Drugs

April 28, 2014
Dogged Determination

Dogged Determination

April 14, 2014
Down The Garden Path

Down The Garden Path

March 20, 2014
Pluto, We Hardly Knew Ye

Pluto, We Hardly Knew Ye

February 10, 2014
Tales From The Crib

Tales From The Crib

February 9, 2014
This Bud is for … Your Pooch

This Bud is for … Your Pooch

January 16, 2014
All Upgraded and No Place to Go

All Upgraded and No Place to Go

January 2, 2014
Hosta la Vista

Hosta la Vista

December 19, 2013
Take My Advice

Take My Advice

November 25, 2013
Improving With Age

Improving With Age

September 24, 2013
Taken to the cleaners

Taken to the cleaners

September 10, 2013
Because coffee is for closers

Because coffee is for closers

August 28, 2013
The Bear Necessities

The Bear Necessities

July 9, 2013
Tiger, tiger, burning… where?

Tiger, tiger, burning… where?

June 26, 2013
Drive Me ‘Round the Bend

Drive Me ‘Round the Bend

May 29, 2013
Hot but not bothered

Hot but not bothered

May 15, 2013
Deep in the heart of Texas

Deep in the heart of Texas

May 1, 2013
Ewe Kidding, Right?

Ewe Kidding, Right?

March 19, 2013
Those things we do

Those things we do

March 5, 2013
Nothing to write home about

Nothing to write home about

February 26, 2013
Touch and Go

Touch and Go

January 8, 2013
Dog Stars

Dog Stars

December 18, 2012
Repositioning Yourself

Repositioning Yourself

December 4, 2012
Body Beautiful

Body Beautiful

November 27, 2012
An Eggsplosive Issue

An Eggsplosive Issue

November 13, 2012
Pink’d

Pink’d

October 30, 2012
Something for nothing

Something for nothing

October 16, 2012
A snake in in the grass

A snake in in the grass

October 2, 2012
Give it a rest

Give it a rest

September 18, 2012
That’s a wrap

That’s a wrap

September 4, 2012
Gnome is where the heart is

Gnome is where the heart is

July 24, 2012
Make your mark

Make your mark

June 26, 2012
Nature of the beast

Nature of the beast

June 15, 2012
Sorry, that’s classified

Sorry, that’s classified

May 11, 2012
Not so good housekeeping

Not so good housekeeping

March 20, 2012
Until the cows go home

Until the cows go home

February 27, 2012
Every breath you take

Every breath you take

January 19, 2012
The life of the party

The life of the party

January 4, 2012
And now for a word from our sponsor

And now for a word from our sponsor

December 20, 2011
Clone Your Own

Clone Your Own

December 14, 2011
Is There a Doctor in the House?

Is There a Doctor in the House?

December 7, 2011
Don’t Bank On It

Don’t Bank On It

November 20, 2011
A Window of Opportunity

A Window of Opportunity

November 12, 2011
The Scrap Heard ‘Round the World

The Scrap Heard ‘Round the World

July 26, 2011
The Time of Your Life

The Time of Your Life

July 19, 2011
History in the Making

History in the Making

July 12, 2011
Drive You Up the Wall

Drive You Up the Wall

July 6, 2011