Chandra Clarke

Dear Parent or Guardian, We are reaching out today, on this perfectly viable communication method known as email, to let you know you have to download and install yet another app so that we can communicate with you. This app replaces the one we insisted you download last year, TooCoolForSchool. Please note, we’ve heard the […]

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, people used to spend a lot of time doing phone pranks. Someone, usually a kid with too much time on his hands, would call random numbers and ask “is your refrigerator running?” If you replied yes, the comeback was “well, you’d better go and catch […]

The hockey playoff season is winding down where I live, and so this week I present: the myths associated with hockey and spectator sports in general. These are based on the notes I took at the last game I attended; notes which were totally not a flimsy attempt at “working,” and definitely not so I […]